Introduction to A.J.E.F (Awesome,Japanese,Exploitation Films)

To celebrate our "Grand Opening" today we will have a special feature in our main source of inspiration : Patrick Star.

Patrick, represents us in a way no other fictional character can. Lazy, funny, silly and unemployed (though we're not, but we can see it coming!). Actually, there are not enough words to describe our favourite seafood...
Biography
Patrick was born in the Apocalypse. He went to school with SpongeBob Squarepants, with whom he has remained best friends ever since(and also gay lovers).Nowadays, Patrick spends his days drooling and making Sqidward angry.When he wants a change he goes out nude in public and gets arrested or he confesses his love to strangers.(See example below)

Who on Earth can resist that seductive expression??


Powers and abilities

• Rapid hair growth
• Saliva restoration
• Story telling
• Belly enlargement
• Handiness
• Evolutionary way of thinking
• Popping eyes
• Unlimited food storage
• Detective skills
• Acting skills
• Observation skills
• Cooking skills

The video below pretty much includes what we mentioned. Enjoy!

Weaknesses

None. Patrick is as sturdy as Terminator and as lucky as a four-leafed clover. Also, he is immune to every kind of illness due to the fact that his organism is as retarded as his brain, so no harm can be done. Patrick is resilient, he can adjust to difficult situations as the ones in the video below.